Random Things to Make You Giggle

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VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 566 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="42868e00.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="480" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Ick"</B></div> <div> In the competitive world of retail children's clothing, </div> <div> giving your store a name like this is just taking </div> <div> yourself right out of the competition.  </div> <div> "My mom bought me these Icky clothes..."</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="4fe680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Photogenic Spot"</B></div> <bR> <div> So I've seen signs similar to this in the US, </div> <div> particularly at Disneyland, but the ghost-like </div> <div> figures telling you where to stand are just too much.</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 372 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="3b7680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Danger-Working In Progress</B></div> <div> <B>Please Do not stand aside"</B></div> <bR> <div> No, they'd rather you lay right </div> <div> down in front of the bulldozer.</div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="3b9680b0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="267" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Please do not place </B></div> <div> <B>any part of body </B></div> <div> <B>out of the railings"</B></div> <bR> <div> What part of the body is the drawing referring to?</div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 438 WIDTH="376"><div> <IMG SRC="2ee680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"No abrupt push</B></div> <div> <B>Beware of man behind door"</B></div> <bR> <div> The funny thing about this sign is not so much what it says as it's location... we were in a long dark corridor by ourselves trying to find an elevator since Ben was asleep in his stroller.  At the dead end of the corridor we saw this.  Pretty creepy, I thought we were alone...</div> <bR> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="376"><div> <IMG SRC="2f0680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Gynaecological, Paediatric Problems</B></div> <div> <B>All Kinds of Painful Conditions"</B></div> <bR> <div> So I suppose that "pediatric problems" can generally be traced to "gynecological problems" about nine months earlier, and having two kids of our own, I would say that parenthood is frequently a "Painful Condition".  Nice to know that the medical community acknowledges that!</div> <bR> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 356 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="27d680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <I><B>One of these things is not like the others,</B></I></div> <div> <I><B>One of these things just doesn't belong,</B></I></div> <div> <I><B>Can you tell which thing is not like the others</B></I></div> <div> <I><B>By the time I finish my song?</B></I></div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="280680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"UNDERWEAR STOCKING GRAND"</B></div> <bR> <div> Says <I>who</I>?</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 373 WIDTH="376"><div> <IMG SRC="264680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Disinfection Carpet"</B></div> <bR> <div> On the ground at the theater where we saw the Cantonese Opera.  If only they had some sort of "Disinfection Q-Tips" to take the horrible ringing sound away after we left...</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="262680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Don't Throw Coin"</B></div> <bR> <div> But large bills are okay...</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 414 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1f90e680.jpg" border=0 width="270" height="360" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Care the lovely plants"</B></div> <bR> <div> Wow.  I bet the sign cost way more than the plants.</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1f7680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Theft is </B><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FF0000" FACE="Verdana" ><B>A</B></FONT><B> Serious Crime"</B></div> <bR> <div> What are the others?</div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 369 ><NOBR><bR> <div> <IMG SRC="1f4680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"POLITE NOTICE"</B></div> <bR> <div> Can you politely decline and park there anyway?</div> <bR> <bR> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0e9680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Life Saving Box"</B></div> <bR> <div> This could come in handy.</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 421 WIDTH="376"><div> <IMG SRC="0ed680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Danger System Alive"</B></div> <bR> <div> Our fuse box is near our front door, inside the shoe cupboard.  Every now and then, you can hear a </div> <div> loud booming noise coming from it.  This led me to </div> <div> investigate.  Imagine my surprise when I found out that the system is alive.  I quickly shut the cupboard </div> <div> and try not to do anything that might anger it.</div> <bR> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0e7680e0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="270" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>"Everyday Fun Dry-Cleaning & Laundry"</B></div> <bR> <div> I wouldn't call doing the laundry "everyday fun", </div> <div> or frankly "<I>any</I>day fun", but if you enjoy doing </div> <div> that sort of thing, this place has an opening...</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> </td> 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